I had the most bizarre experience with a crazy woman today. I got on the elevator, this woman stared at me and said: "Do you have your umbrella?"
I gave her a blank look and she said "Do you have your umbrella for the trip to Ground Zero?" with this dead serious, irritated expression.
I stuttered a bit, with no idea how to respond and then she said "Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."
And then she got off the elevator.