The other day on the train, a woman who was easily twice the size of a single seat squeezed herself, without hesitation, into the open space next to me, immediately crushing me into the bar and half shoving me out the other side. With my arms squashed up against my face, I turned as best as I could and said "Really? Are you actually serious?" She laughed awkwardly, replied "Yep" and then immediately stood up and moved away. I still don't understand the point of the whole incident.

For anyone in need of a laugh, any time, anywhere, this never fails!

Dear big dude on the train: when I politely made some extra room for you to sit down, it was not an invitation to throw yourself into the seat and sprawl out your legs so wide that I'm shocked you didn't pull your groin.

I sincerely doubt that you have anything down there that warrants that kind of crotch space, so in the future, please don't look all put out when I "accidentally" use my knee to shove yours back together. Thank you.

This is so amazing, fascinating and terrifying all at once. I love concepts like this so much. The sheer epicness of space and reality defies belief.

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