Tuesday, 25 September 2012 07:13

Kiss the Girls

imageI absolutely love books of this genre, particularly those that get inside the killer's head, so I was really looking forward to reading this. Unfortunately, I wrote a better thriller when I was twelve. The style of writing in this book is unbelievably childlike. I've never seen such an abuse of italics and exclamation points, and the stupidity of the characters is so extreme that suspension of disbelief becomes impossible.

The hero and heroine of the story, as well as their supporting cast, are blundering buffoons who display nothing but incompetence every step of the way. The main madman is a one-dimensional stereotype with absolutely nothing to make him interesting. Patterson writes him to be "super clever," giving him a style of speech and narration that's not at all realistic. It's like the character was yanked out of an old 1800s novel; the way he speaks comes off as a failed attempt to make him sound highly intelligent and ends up sounding fake and silly. The story itself drags on with too many side plots and more holes than the Titanic, to the point where you end up wanting to smack everyone involved.

Additionally, I have no problem with scenes of sexual violence. Lisa Gardner's Say Goodbye is a beautiful example of how to write graphic, disturbing scenes that don't feel gratuitous and are actually true to life as well as integral to the plot. In contrast, the violence in Kiss the Girls is purely gratuitous, written in a way that makes me wonder if Patterson was simply drawing from online fantasy forums.

Do yourself a favor...if you want exciting, captivating, disturbing books about serial killers, stick with authors like Lisa Gardner, Brian Freeman and Tess Gerritsen, who have large collections of well-written genre novels, and skip this ludicrous attempt at a thriller. Hell, go watch the movie. It's not great but it's leaps and bounds more enjoyable than this literary disaster and at least it has Morgan Freeman.

Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:17

Alex Ries

Ries is one of the most imaginative worldbuilders out there, with a mind-blowing collection of illustrations that focus specially on non-humanoid alien species and worlds. His work is nothing short of epic and he has one of the most creative visions of life throughout the universe that I've ever seen. His galleries are not to be missed for anyone who loves sci-fi.


Tuesday, 07 August 2012 05:46

9 to 5

The editing may be a bit rough around the edges but Chayiana's addictively fun, light-hearted Merlin video is what finally inspired me to check out the series, and I still enjoy watching it often.


Sunday, 15 April 2012 04:11

The Cabin in the Woods

An intentionally generic title for one of the most creative and brilliantly non-generic films of the genre, Joss Whedon's standout supernatural horror will satisfy the nostalgic yearnings of anyone who misses the "Jossverse," as well as drawing in those who have yet to discover it.

An all out romp through crazyland, The Cabin in the Woods is, in true Joss fashion, both disturbing and humorous in equal measure. Those familiar with Whedon's work will appreciate the usual ensemble of quirky, atypical characters that defy stereotypes, accompanied by the clever, snarky banter that we've all come to expect. Former fans of Angel will particularly enjoy the obvious Wolfram and Hart feel of the company behind the curtain, whose employees alternate between being ultra professional about the demons they worship to hilariously callous about their macabre jobs.

I went into this film knowing nothing about it and that's probably the best approach. Trying to sum up the sheer imagination packed into this work of horrifying art simply wouldn't do it justice. Rest assured, it's a unique experience that will likely have you glued to your seat and entertained the whole way through. As can often be said about Joss's work, there's really nothing else like it out there. And, as a good friend of mine so eloquently put it, the last twenty minutes are simply "a clusterfuck of awesome that is not to be missed." So do yourself a favor and do not skip this one.

Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:06

Cat Naps

Beautiful real-world portrayal of my favorite classic comic strip characters, Calvin and Hobbes, illustrated by Isaiah Stephens.


Monday, 19 December 2011 05:27

His Name Is The Doctor

Seduff's stunning TV-style promo is still my favorite - not to mention the best edited - Doctor Who tribute out there. In fact, a far better promo for the series than I ever saw the BBC put out. They should have hired her and made it an official trailer.


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