I really wish that obnoxious, bitter people wouldn't be allowed to man customer service phones. I just paid a revised medical bill and asked the woman (who I'd gotten into a massive fight with about the same bill last week) if I could now disregard the earlier - much higher - bill.

Her: I can't tell you that.

Me: What do you mean? It's been paid now, so I can throw out this other one since it no longer applies, right?

Her: Well, I can't tell you what to do with your bills, ma'm.

Me: I just need to know if I can ignore this bill and throw out anything that may arrive in the next week in case you sent out another notification beforehand.

Her: Well, I can't tell you to throw out your bills. Some people like to keep them for their records.

Me: Okay, I'm just trying to confirm that my entire balance has been paid and that I can disregard this earlier incorrect bill and any others that might already be in the mail.

*silence*

Me: I mean, there's nothing else I need to do, right? Like if I get another bill that was sent out before today.

*silence*

Me: All right, whatever, thanks.

Her: Have a nice day.

I don't believe in astrology but...yep.

"Pisces are the most idealistic of the signs of the zodiac. They are selfless and extremely devoted to those who matter to them most. Their caring is unconditional. These people express themselves through areas such as the arts. Pisces are notorious for having many alter egos which can surface at any moment. They can inflict a lot of pain in certain situations, as well as receive it, and they have a talent for 'bending' the truth. Being extremely imaginative people, this sometimes gets the best of them. Reality can become easily clouded with Pisces. Traits: artistic, adaptable, sensitive, thoughtful, impractical, spiteful and sometimes immoral."