This was the first time in 15 years that mom and I made a jack-o'-lantern and let it glow while marathoning horror movies. We must start doing this again every year!

Can't stop laughing. This guy is too awesome.

Ugh, it's painful to watch. This 8 year old is so smart and articulate, and all these two morons can do is sit there and babble the same nonsense over and over.

Good for him! He should've thrown in another hit or two, though. What kind of behavior is that towards someone doing his job? The moron must have been drunk or high as a kite and was lucky not to get kicked across the square. I mean really, what the hell kind of person gives a stranger a wet willy?? That performer showed far more restraint than I would have.