Given a very particular conversation between my mother and our cousins from Ohio, this is extra funny to me. What I invariably say (i.e. irritably shout) in those situations is "'SCUSE ME! 'SCUSE ME!" as I shove past them. The people in this video were way too polite to be real New Yorkers!

The fact that this is a flawless reflection of our current society is so sad.

Everything is so much better with angry Scottish slang. Cheetoh-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon is officially the best description of Trump. Ever.

I legitimately laughed myself to tears.

"The fire wants to come out, but it just can't."

Laughing myself to tears here, my people are so damn funny.

So...apparently, March 4th (my birthday) is National Grammar Day. This just explains so many things about me. Also, here's one of my favorite related memes.

Can't stop laughing. This guy is too awesome.

Good for him! He should've thrown in another hit or two, though. What kind of behavior is that towards someone doing his job? The moron must have been drunk or high as a kite and was lucky not to get kicked across the square. I mean really, what the hell kind of person gives a stranger a wet willy?? That performer showed far more restraint than I would have.

For anyone in need of a laugh, any time, anywhere, this never fails!

Laughing so very hard right now...and I normally don't find these funny.